Facebook friend cull

Ever done one of these? I just did - removed almost 100 people.

I was born a handsome man

Now I am a Goat

Doing cringeworthy things whilst drunk

I had a few last night and feel a tad silly now. I went to an OTC supper in Russell Square with all the other bursars and afterwards we were going to another bar and I took a wee wee in the street (VERY BAD I KNOW) and i turned around to someone just staring at me, which was horrid. I just looked at them and walked off.

THEN on the way home I was kind of chatting to myself and my next door neighbour was walking behind me and heard everything - I mean I was drunk, but BLOODY HELL.

I've just phoned 999

for the 3rd time in 2 years.

When I say just, I mean a few hours ago.

There was a fire in the house behind my back garden and a couple of gas cylinders blew up. I have a couple of cool videos. Then we were 'evacuated' from out house and the whole street for a couple of hours. 3 houses affected, mine was next in line, but thankfully it didn't get there in time.

MENTAL DAY.

No injuries.